You Are "A Security Idiot" If ...
...Misspell both HIPAA and SOX (how the f does one misspell SOX
Confuse " risks " and " threats
Think that " Trojan is a vulnerability " AND " DoS is a vulnerability
Quote " Insiders are 80% " without thinking for one darn second
Think that a loss of " $20 million is catastrophic to any company
Talk about " NIST compliance
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